"You Will Be Able To Penetrate Her Deeper"

the spam I get on my work e-mail is so much better than my personal one. Not only is there less of it, but man oh man do they know what I want. I mean, for years I searched for the answer. And now I have it. I can have the ability to shoot across the room (always handy at cocktail parties), speak in tongues, and learn about the escapades of Courtney Love.

"Dude, don't let your wife find out about this!"


John said...

Hmpf... all the spam I get tends to have the words "magic stick" somewhere in the title.

OLS Comic said...

I always wonder how they know I'm overweight, poor and have a small... you know. It's like they have extra sensory protection or something.

(yes I wrote it like that on purpose....)